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Hey everybody,

 

Here is a list of things that are hilarious to do:

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment.

9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Hey Cyberspace

 

 

Hey there.

I finally got the gcfl account back. Now you can have fun whenever you get on my website.

Enjoy!

 

tom

American Girl Co. Giving Money to Abortion Clinics!

hi guys,
long time no see. well, i heard about something that makes me very mad! my mom was on American Girl . Com and looking around, and she saw that there was a big sign that said "I can" and it happened to be a promise bracelet. mom clicked on it, to see what it was, and it went to a website called Girls Inc. and as mom read down the page, there was something that was very suprising. it said that it was leadership and that it was ok for girls to have abortions! and that American Girl Co. gave a good portion of there money to the Abortion Clinics. now this is on the clarkhowardshow and the catholic radio station. we are not catholic, a friend told us this. but we heard it and talked to him about it on The Clark Howard Show, 5.90. mom and i sent out emails telling our friends not to perchase these products from the company, because their money will be given to Abortion Clinics. now i think that's terrible to give that money there. these people are just helping kill young infants. and you shouldn't buy anything form them either. we aren't. and i feel sorry for anyone out there who thinks that abortion is okay. it is not ok to go around killing babies! that's it.
In Christ,
tom