The Kool Kid

the flu

2006-02-27T16:51:00.000-05:00

hey people,
i have the flu. it's going around. at least here it is.
hey, you know, i'm thinking about making a new blog. this one is kinda stupid. my brother david is changing his, and it looks more offical now. ok, i guess that's all.
in Christ,
tom

Merry Christmas!

2005-12-28T10:55:00.000-05:00

Hey.
Did everybody have a Merry Christmas? I did.
This is what I got:
1. an alarm clock.
2. A hairbrush set.
3. Four in one book, Ruth Fieldings of the Red Mill, Peggy and Michel, The Linger-Nots and the Mystery House, and Billie the Inventor.
5. A doll.
6. A four square ball.
7. A bag of candy, consisting of malt balls, butterscotch covered pretzels,dried apple and some other candy.
8. A picture frame
9. A bead kit
10. Three necklace's

And Hey, This is a reminder, if you want to comment, you go to my bar at the top and click on comment!

In Christ,
tom

Happy Thanksgiving!

2005-11-25T18:05:00.000-05:00

Hey Everybody.

Umm...................

Don't really know what to say. I've been pretty dunnobusy, but otherwise, i'm not busy.

Did you have a good Thanksgiving? I hope you did. I sure did. It wouldn't be right without a good Thanksgiving.

In Christ,

tom

Cockpit Tour

2005-11-20T16:31:00.000-05:00

At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full-size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels.

A guide at the top of the ramp points out the various controls and gauges in the cockpit and gives information about the aircraft's capabilities to each visitor who gets in.

When my two-year-old son sat down in the plane, he seemed fascinated by all he saw and heard. Then he looked out at us and said, "Grandma, could I have a quarter?"

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joke

2005-10-19T16:21:00.000-04:00

Hey everybody,

Here is a list of things that are hilarious to do:

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment.

9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Hey Cyberspace

2005-10-18T17:13:00.000-04:00

Hey there.

I finally got the gcfl account back. Now you can have fun whenever you get on my website.

Enjoy!

tom

American Girl Co. Giving Money to Abortion Clinics!

2005-10-13T16:12:00.000-04:00

hi guys,
long time no see. well, i heard about something that makes me very mad! my mom was on American Girl . Com and looking around, and she saw that there was a big sign that said "I can" and it happened to be a promise bracelet. mom clicked on it, to see what it was, and it went to a website called Girls Inc. and as mom read down the page, there was something that was very suprising. it said that it was leadership and that it was ok for girls to have abortions! and that American Girl Co. gave a good portion of there money to the Abortion Clinics. now this is on the clarkhowardshow and the catholic radio station. we are not catholic, a friend told us this. but we heard it and talked to him about it on The Clark Howard Show, 5.90. mom and i sent out emails telling our friends not to perchase these products from the company, because their money will be given to Abortion Clinics. now i think that's terrible to give that money there. these people are just helping kill young infants. and you shouldn't buy anything form them either. we aren't. and i feel sorry for anyone out there who thinks that abortion is okay. it is not ok to go around killing babies! that's it.
In Christ,
tom

YES!!!

2005-09-06T16:59:00.000-04:00

hey fellows!

the most wonderful things are happening. next week, i'm going to get my cast off, (i've had it on for three weeks now.) , and that means i will be able to do school with my right hand again!

and soon we are going to start a co-op and then i can meet new and best freinds!

In Christ

tom

Katrina

2005-08-31T11:51:00.000-04:00

here's an article that my brother david wrote at his blog, www.standonbible.blogspot.com. enjoy!

Early today, Hurricane Katrina made its first landfall in the south Louisiana peninsula. Katrina was a Category 4 hurricane, one of the most destructive of the breed.

The most destruction occurred at its third landfall, when 125 mph winds and cataclysmic flooding devastated the Louisiana/Mississippi border. Close by, the New Orleans levee system collapsed under the strain, sending 3 to 8 feet of water through the city. The winds at the Lake Front Airport had reached 86 mph when observations stopped coming.

Structural damage covers New Orleans. In the neighboring city of Gulfport, MS, the Weather Channel Storm Tracker reported storm surges of at least 27 feet.

Areas as far away as the Florida panhandle were impacted by Katrina. Waves along those beaches could reach from 25 to 35 feet this afternoon. In fact, a buoy 70 miles south of the Alabama border reported wave action up to 48 feet!

According to The Weather Channel, Katrina is expected to turn into a Tropical Storm tonight, but destructive winds and heavy rainfall, along with an isolated tornado or two, are projected to continue up toward Cincinnati, Ohio (see graphic for details).

Wow. Yet another incredibly destructive storm has laid waste to our coastlines this year. Ken Ham wrote an excellent article Sunday afternoon concerning the impending disaster. Read it here.

As you might notice by glancing through my archives, this is the third article I have written concerning this year's flood of hurricanes (pun intended). It is interesting to note, in the light of previous posts, that Katrina set the 4th lowest recorded pressure for the Atlantic Gulf at 902 mb. Also, it did the most extreme damage to a strip of casinos and gambling halls along the Gulfport, MS seaboard.

Take a look at my earlier posts concerning hurricanes:

Hurricane Irene?

Hurricane after Hurricane: What does it mean?

again, that's D3's Blog.

In Christ

tom

Something Incredible!

2005-08-26T11:23:00.000-04:00

hey dude's!
i just got this from my brother's blog!

august 22, Amy Bauman of klove went to the creation museum and Carl Kerby, a national figure there, gave her a tour of the entire museum. To listen to the entire tour with carl kerby, click here.

In Christ,

tom

hello! broken arm.

2005-08-22T16:47:00.000-04:00

enjoying yourselves?

hey fellows of the world of computer's!

guess what? uh.. i guess i will tell you the whole thing!

the other evening, i was playing kickball with my friends. my brother, theo, kicked the ball, straight my way.
i quickly, but too soon, jumped up and blocked the ball so that it would not be a home run, but when i came down, my arm landed first. i had had a bruise there for quite a while, but did ot pay attetion to it. so i did not know that it was anything more than a fast-swelling bruise.
when i came in, 2o minutes later, mom saw it and right away i was rushed to the ER.
i know am doing typing and school with my left hand, while my right hangs in a cast for 3 weeks to 5.

and i'm right handed too! :-(

thats all folks!

In Christ,

tom

[GCFL.net] Man's Tension

2005-08-22T04:13:00.000-04:00

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!

"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK!

"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to
me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY?

"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You
know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving."

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[GCFL.net] Bible Brain Twister

2005-08-19T04:12:00.000-04:00

Bible Brain Twister By John Kezer

I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. It
was a lulu, kept people looking so hard for facts, and for
others it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially
since the names of the books are not capitalized, but the
truth finally struck home to numbers of readers. To others,
it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few
moments for you. Yes, there will be some really easy ones to
spot. Others may require judges to help them. I will quickly
admit it usually takes a minister to find one of the 17, and
there will be loud lamentations when it is found. A little
lady says she brews a cup of tea so she can concentrate
better. See how well you can compete. Relax now, for there
really are the names of 17 books of the Bible in these
sentences.

One preacher found 16 books in 20 minutes. It took him three
weeks to find the seventeenth one.

(Hint: See how many books of the bible you can find in the
text above.)

Answer Below:

Bible Brain Twister By [John] Kezer

I once made a re[mark] about the hidden books of the Bible.
It was a lu[lu, ke]pt people loo [king s]o hard for f[acts],
and for others it was a [revelation]. Some were in a [jam,
es] pecially since the names of the books are not
capitalized, but the t[ruth] finally struck home to
[numbers] of readers. To others, it was a real [job]. We
want it to be [a mos]t fascinating few moments for you.
Y[es, ther]e will be some really easy ones to spot. Others
may require [judges] to help them. I will quickly admi[t it
us]ually takes a minister to find one of the 17, and there
will be loud [lamentations] when it is found. A little lady
says s[he brews] a cup of tea so she can concentrate better.
See how well you can com [pete. R]elax now, for there really
are the names of 17 books of the Bible in these sentences.

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[GCFL.net] Shopping With The Wife

2005-08-18T04:14:00.000-04:00

While my wife and I were shopping at a mall, a shapely young
woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes
followed her.

Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife
asked, "Was it worth the trouble you're in?"

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[GCFL.net] Clean Puns

2005-08-17T04:13:00.000-04:00

I don't think my sister's marriage will last. Her new
husband has a foot fetish, and on their honeymoon, he got
off on the wrong foot.

There's nothing grate about sliced cheese. (Daniel Riehs)

Crack dealers stick their business in other people's noses

I've heard that the government is planning on taxing the
mathematically illiterate. Wait!! Isn't that called the
lottery? (Bob Dvorak)

I used to frequent a buffet restaurant, one where you even
get your own drinks, but they still want to get tipped. At
the exit there was a box bolted to the wall with a sign on
it that said "tip box." I tried to, but it was too firmly
bolted to tip it. (Barry Austern)

I tried snorting Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in
my nose.

If a man were forced to serve two prison terms, I suppose
he'd have a compound sentence. (Douglas Helsel)

The math department felt they weren't getting enough
students registering as math majors, so they made a
commercial and aired it on prime time--1 o'clock, 2 o'clock,
3 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clock, and 11 o'clock. (Bob
Dvorak)

Cars driven at night burn midnight oil. (George Sholin)

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife
Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They
all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A mathematician scolding his child: "If I've told you n
times, I've told you n+1 times." (Bob Dvorak)

If you're sharing an apartment with a sheep and a cow could
you consider them as your ruminates? (Gary Hallock)

Applying mascara in a car can cause whipped lashes. (Pun of
the Day)

Received from Stan Kegel.

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[GCFL.net] God speaks to us

2005-08-16T04:12:00.000-04:00

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his
household and was trying to figure-out just what to do about
it.

In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to
him that: "You know, quite often God speaks to us through
our wives."

My friend looked at me kind-a funny and said, "Wow! I didn't
know God used that kind of language!"

Received from Brian Moccia.

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[GCFL.net] For All Those Born Before 1945

2005-08-15T04:12:00.000-04:00

Consider all the changes we have witnessed .....

We were born before television, before penicillin, before
polio shots, before frozen foods, plastics, Xerox, contact
lens, Frisbees and the PILL.

We were born before radar, credit cards, split atoms, laser
beams, and ball point pens, and before panty hose,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, electric blankets, air
conditioners, drip-dry clothes and before man walked on the
moon. We got married first and then lived together. How
quaint can you be? In out time closets were for clothes, not
coming out of. Bunnies were small rabbits and rabbits were
not Volkswagens. Designer Jeans were scheming girls named
Jean or Jeannie, and having a meaningful relationship meant
getting along with your cousin.

We thought fast food was what you ate during Lent, and outer
Space was the back of Loews Theatre. We were born before
house-husbands, gay rights, computer dating, and dual
careers. We never heard of FM radio, tape decks, electric
typewriters, artificial hearts, word processors, or guys
wearing ear rings. For us time sharing meant togetherness
and hardware and software weren't even words.

In 1939 "made in Japan" meant junk and the term "making out"
referred to how you did on your exam. Pizzas, MacDonalds and
instant coffee were unheard of. We hit the scene when there
were 5 and 10 cent stores, where you bought things for 5 and
10 cents. For a nickel you could ride on the street car,
make a phone call, but a Pepsi or enough stamps to mail one
letter or 2 post cards, and gas for your car (if you had
one) was 11 cents a gallon.

In our day GRASS was mowed, COKE was a cold drink, and POT
was something you cooked in. ROCK MUSIC was Grandma's
lullaby and AIDS were helpers in the Principal's office. We
were certainly not before the differences between the sexes
was discovered, but were surely before the sex change. And,
we were the last generation that was so dumb as to think you
needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder we are so
confused and there is such a generation gap today.

BUT WE SURVIVED!!!

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[GCFL.net] Admin Notes

2005-08-15T01:18:00.000-04:00

I have a few notes I'd like to pass on to you...

1. I have a new born son! He was about a month early, but
everything is great and he's home with his proud parents. If
you are interested, there is a few pictures and some more
information about Brayden here: http://www.gcfl.net/Brayden/

2. Once again, the donation drive was a huge success! Thanks
again for the generous support of everyone that donated.
You're continued support as well as your kind words and
comments continue to encourage me to improve GCFL.net.

I had several people ask if they can still send in a
donation even though the official donation drive is over. OF
COURSE YOU CAN! :) You can find all the information at
http://www.gcfl.net/donate.php

Well, that's all for now.

Have a great day, and don't forget to laugh!

John Price
GCFL Director
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chat to me.

2005-08-14T17:21:00.000-04:00

okay,

i am sure that you guys want to chat with me or try to talk on the computer. well, you can go to, http://www.standonbible.blogspot.com/1990/01/comment-post-for-my-sister.html, or you can just click up beside where it says, "anybody up for bluegrass?"
then you can comment anytime you want!!
there you go.

In Christ,

tom

[GCFL.net] Collateral Required

2005-08-12T04:12:00.000-04:00

Long ago there was once an old native American who wanted a
loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application,
"What are you going to do with the money?"

"Take jewellery to city and sell it," was the response.

"What have you got for collateral?"

"Don't know collateral."

"Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of
the loan.Have you got any vehicles?"

"Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup."

The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?"

"Yes, I have a horse."

"How old is it?"

"Don't know, has no teeth."

Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Several
weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out
a roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said. He then handed the
banker the money to pay his loan off.

"What are you going to do with the rest of that money?"

"Put in tepee."

"Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he asked.

"Don't know deposit."

"You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for
you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it."

The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got for
collateral?"

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[GCFL.net] The Zoo

2005-08-11T04:12:00.000-04:00

Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One
day Kimo is headed to work on his bus route, when he runs
across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The
van driver works for the Honolulu Zoo. He pleads with Kimo
to do him a favor.

He offers a $100 bill to Kimo to help him deliver a
truckload of penguins to the zoo, because they needed to be
there within the hour. Agreeing, Kimo proceeds to load two
dozen penguins onto his bus. Then, off they drive towards
the zoo.

An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and
heads off to the zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he's
driving down the road, he see's Kimo and the busload of
penguins heading in the opposite direction. He turns his van
around and chases in pursuit. He finally catches up to the
bus and pulls over Kimo on the side of the road. In an irate
voice he asks, "Hey, Kimo. I thought I gave you a $100
dollars to go and take the penguins to the zoo for me?"

"Calm down," Kimo says. "I took the penguins to the zoo. We
had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies!"

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[GCFL.net] Park Pun

2005-08-10T04:11:00.000-04:00

We took my sons, ages seven and five, up to Friendship Park
for a picnic.

My seven year old read the sign with the playground rules to
his brother.

"Do not jump on the merry-go-round when in motion."
"Go down the slide while sitting, only."
"Only one child on a swing at a time."
(There were a good twenty rules.)

The boys promised to obey them if I would let them play
without Daddy standing by. So, I joined my wife at the
picnic table.

Just before it was time to eat, I went over and watched them
play. They were obeying the rules, that is, all but one. On
the tall semicircular slide, they were coming down head
first!

I took them over to the posted regulations. We read them,
again. I asked the boys what they had to say for themselves.

"Oh, don't be silly, Dad...no one uses the slide rule
anymore!"

Received from Pastor Tim.

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Who's Here.

2005-08-09T15:20:00.000-04:00

hey fellows.

i just happened to see the computer, and nobody was on it, so i hopped in the chair and turned it on.
i need to tell you what the latest events. my friend from a differant state came and got to spend the night. we stayed up until like 3:30am.
well, that is the current event.

In Christ,

tom

[GCFL.net] Getting Out Of Jury Duty

2005-08-09T04:13:00.000-04:00

A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be
dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think
of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he
decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to
begin he asked if he could approach the bench.

"Your Honor," he said, " I must be excused from this trial
because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one
look at the man in his blue suit with those beady eyes and
that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty,
guilty, guilty!' So your Honor, I can not possibly stay on
this jury!"

With a tired annoyance, the judge replied, "Get back in the
jury box. That man is his lawyer."

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[GCFL.net] Little Tim

2005-08-08T04:12:00.000-04:00

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the
rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What
are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking
up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your cat!"

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AIG

2005-08-06T12:03:00.000-04:00

this is just a advertisment post about AIG- Answer's In Genesis.
you know all the cool things that are on my blog's sidebar, really close to the cartoon? Well, those are from AIG! there and down are all the things i get from AIG. you aught to click on one and find out all about AIG.
They are working on a Museum in Cinncinati, Ohio right now, and are building the most realistic Noah's Ark beside the real one. and then they have all sorts of cool things that make your eyes bulge.
to find out more about it, click on, http://www.anwersingenesis.org, Answer's In Genesis' Website.

well, guess that's all the advertising I can do.

In Christ,

tom

Hey Cyberspace!!!

2005-08-05T18:52:00.000-04:00

hey everyone!

how does everybody like my jokes?

to comment on anything, scroll up to under where it says "The Kool Kid", and look under it where it says "click here", and then do, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
:-)

In Christ,

tom

[GCFL.net] Major Oops!

2005-08-05T04:13:00.000-04:00

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Tired of the inconvenience of driving from the airport to
his country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with
pontoons so he could land on the lake directly in front of
his cottage. On his next trip however, he made his approach
down the airport runway as usual.

Alarmed, his wife cried out, "Are you crazy? You can't land
this plane here without wheels!" The startled husband yanked
the nose up, narrowly averting certain disaster.

Continuing home, he landed the plane on the lake without
mishap. As he sat there, visibly shaken, he said to his
wife, "I don't know what on earth got into me. That's the
stupidest thing I've ever done in my life!"

And with that, he opened the door and stepped out ... right
into the water.

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[GCFL.net] Second Try

2005-08-04T04:13:00.000-04:00

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The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation
with another fella said, "Who is the ugly lady over there?"

The second man said, "Why, that's my wife!"

Trying to get out of an embarrassing situation, the salesman
said, "No, not her, the other one!"

The second man said, "That's my daughter!"

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The Job 40-41 Debate

2005-08-03T12:22:00.000-04:00

Hey Guys,

Here is an article that my brother, @ www.theomuzic.blogspot.com wrote. I really think you will enjoy it.

The "Job 40-41" Debate

Many people wonder about the account in Job chapter 40 and 41 about the "behemoth" and the "leviathan."In Job 40:15, God is basically asking Job: "Who made the Behemoth?! Take a look at him!"Besides having problems in other places in the Bible, the "Amplified Bible" states as fact that the Behemoth is a hippopotamus:
15 Behold now the behemoth (the hippopotamus), which I created as I did you; he eats grass like an ox.
The problem with this theory is in verse 17:17 He moves his tail like a cedar tree;

Take a look at the pic.
I don't see anything that looks like a leaf, much less a whole Tree!
Then some people say that the Behemoth could be the elephant. After all, "tail" could be "trunk."
WRONG!
In verse 24, God asks:
24 Can any take him when he is on the watch, or pierce through his nose with a snare?Well, the elephant hasn't a real nose to pierce, and if "some people" think that the trunk is the tail then where is the behemoth's nose?Hmmm...I don't know.Creationists believe that the behemoth is a sauropod dinosaur. I tend to agree with them.
Then we come to the "leviathon" in chapter 41. This animal is also given a commonplace name in the "Amplified Bible":
1 Can you draw out the leviathan (the crocodile) with a fishhook? Or press down his tongue with a cord?
Here is a problem right off the bat! If you can't draw out a croc with a fishhook, then what is that thing on the end of this guy's line?!
Problem #2 is in verse 19:
19 Out of his mouth go burning torches, [and] sparks of fire leap out.
I haven't ever seen a crocodile that breaths fire and sparks!Problem #3 is in verse 30:
30 His underparts are like sharp pieces of broken pottery; he spreads grooves like a threshing sledge upon the mire.
Well, I couldn't get a picture of a croc's slide, but do you think that underbelly could make grooves?I don't think so.
So what is the leviathan? I believe he was a ferocious sea dragon.
There you go!
The final problem with the Leviathan being a nasty croc, and the Behemoth being the noseless elephant or the tailless hippo appears in verse 33 of chapter 41, which, incidentally, is the last verse in that chapter. Here it is:
33 Upon earth there is not his (the crocodile's) equal, a creature made without fear and he behaves fearlessly.
Here is the main problem:
Hippos eat crocs for lunch!
So what do you think? To comment click here.In Christ,Theo

[GCFL.net] The Six-Foot Cockroach

2005-08-03T04:13:00.000-04:00

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Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a
six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV.
One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang.
He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach
standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw
him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his fourth beer, the
doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the
same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched
him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his first beer, the
doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was
standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit
behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug
left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell
rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the
snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room
floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He
explained the events of the preceding four nights.

"What can I do?" he pleaded.

"Not much," the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug
going around."

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[GCFL.net] Intelligence Test

2005-08-02T04:13:00.000-04:00

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1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How
many months have 28 days?

2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one
pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the
pills had been taken?

3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound
up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in
the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being
awoken by the alarm?

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live
sheep were left?

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK
room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a
candle, which would you light first?

7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular
construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big
bear comes along. What color is the bear?

8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him
in the Ark?

10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago
and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop
off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers
and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20
hours later, what's the name of the driver?

ANSWERS BELOW. GOOD LUCK!

1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.

2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at
1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock, they will be taken in 1
hour.

3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot
discriminate between a.m. and p.m.

4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.

5) 9 live sheep.

6) The match.

7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the
North Pole.

8) Two apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE?

9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.

10) YOU are the driver.

Grading Scale (out of 10)

10 Genius
9 Mensa Member
8 Engineer
7 University Student
6 High school pupil
5 Primary school pupil
4 School Teacher
3 University professor
2 FDA Investigator
1 Member of Congress
0 C'mon!

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[GCFL.net] New School Term

2005-08-01T04:12:00.000-04:00

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The start of the new school term always brings out the most
interesting questions for computer consultants on campus.
The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting
into" E-mail and how to access the "Information Highway."

An obviously distraught student came into the consulting
office yesterday complaining that his E-mail wasn't working;
his attempts to get tickets for an on-campus concert kept
resulting in returned mail.

He showed me the mail address he was attempting to reach. I
asked him where he obtained such an unusual mail address.

He replied, "The sign told me, 'begins@7:30 P.M.'"

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[GCFL.net] Dying of Thirst

2005-07-29T04:12:00.000-04:00

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A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched
desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies were
running low when his camel died. Now on foot, he desperately
sought refuge from the heat, and, most importantly, a source
for water. Suddenly, he came across a vendor in the middle
of the desert.

"Thank God I found you!" the man cried. "Please help me. I'm
in dire need of some water."

"Well," said the vendor, "I don't have any water. But would
you like to buy one of these fine ties."

"What am I going to do with a tie?" the man asked.

"That's what I'm selling sir. If you don't like it, I can't
help you."

The man left the vendor and walked on for many more miles,
praying each minute that he would find refuge from the
scorching sun. His eyes squinted a bunch of times when he
came across a restaurant in the distance. Unable to
comprehend a restaurant located in the middle of the desert,
he assumed the place was a mirage, but decided to check it
out anyway. As he approached the door, his mouth opened in
amazement, seeing that the place actually existed.

The doorman stopped him before he entered. "Excuse me sir,"
the doorman said, "but you can't come in here without a
tie!"

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Good, Clean, Funnies List!

2005-07-28T12:24:00.000-04:00

hey all,

i've subscribed The Kool Kid to www.gcfl.net, a Christian joke line that emails hilarious (sometimes) jokes to email addresses. this website should get updated once daily automatically and also whenever i post.

In Christ,

tom

[GCFL.net] Believe Bible

2005-07-28T04:12:00.000-04:00

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A lady is riding the subway, reading her Bible.

A man sitting next to her, seeming amused, asks her, "You
don't really believe what they say in there, do you?"

"Every word," she replied.

"OK," he asks, "how about the Noah story, the flood, the
animals - do you believe that?"

"Absolutely," she said.

"What about God creating the universe in six days?"

"All true, I believe every word."

"What about Jonah - how could a man live for three days in
the belly of a whale?" he asks.

"Yes, I believe that too," she says.

"Well, how could that be - how did he breathe?"

" I don't know," she said. "When I get to Heaven, I'll ask
him."

"What if he's not in Heaven," the guy asks.

The lady replies, "In that case, you can ask him!"

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[GCFL.net] But I'm Not Speeding!

2005-07-27T04:12:00.000-04:00

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One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She
frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed
within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her
rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not
far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car
turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself,
"Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not
drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license
dues and everything!"

So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the
side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a
stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a
ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it. A policeman
walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed
to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf.

The policeman smiled slightly and said, "I know. I'm here to
tell you that your horn is stuck."

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[GCFL.net] A Missionary Kid

2005-07-26T04:13:00.000-04:00

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MISSIONARY KID WHEN�

You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?"

You speak two languages, but can't spell either.

You flew before you could walk.

You embarrass yourself by asking what swear words mean.

You have a passport, but no driver's license.

You watch National Geographic specials and recognise
someone.

You have a time zone map next to your telephone.

You don't know how to play Pac-Man.

You would rather eat seaweed than cafeteria food.

Your life story uses the phrase "Then we went to..." five
times.

You speak to different ethnic groups in their own language.

You think in grams, metres, and litres.

You speak with authority on the quality of airline travel.

You send your family peanut butter and Kool-Aid for
Christmas.

You worry about fitting in, and wear a native wrap around
the dorm.

National Geographic makes you homesick.

You have strong opinions about how to cook bugs.

You live at school, work in the tropics, and go home for
vacation.

You don't know where home is.

Strangers say they can remember you when you were "this
tall."

You have friends from or in 29 different countries.

You do your devotions in another language.

You sort your friends by continent.

You keep dreaming of a green Christmas.

You tell people where you're from, and their eyes get big.

You are grateful for the speed and efficiency of any postal
service.

You realise that furlough is not a vacation.

You wince when people mispronounce foreign words.

You've spoken in dozens of churches, but aren't a pastor.

Furlough means that you are stuffed every night... and have
to eat it all to seem polite.

Your parents decline your cousin's offer to let them use his
BMW, and stuff all six of you into an old VW Beetle instead.

You stockpile mangoes.

You know what REAL coffee tastes like.

The majority of your friends don't speak English as a first
language.

Someone brings up the name of a team, and you get the sport
wrong.

You believe vehemently that football is played with a round,
spotted ball.

You know there is no such thing as an international
language.

You know the difference between patriotism and nationalism.

You realise what a small world it is, after all.

You never take anything for granted.

You watch a movie set in a foreign country, and you know
what the nationals are REALLY saying into the camera.

You know how to pack.

All preaching sounds better under a corrugated tin roof.

Having four distinct seasons other than: dry, very dry,
rainy, very rainy, is a new experience.

After a couple of years in one spotm, you're ready to move
again.

You frequently say, "I don't know, I was out of the
country."

You feel uncomfortable in school without a uniform.

School gets cancelled due to flash flooding.

Tropical fruits aren't imported.

Walking miles to and from school is "normal."

If someone asks what school you went to, you reply, "depends
on the year."

You are afraid to ask what you are eating. But munch away,
with a smile on your face.

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New Profile Picture!

2005-07-25T21:06:00.000-04:00

hey guys,

i'm changing my profile picture. here is the new image.

whatdayathink?

In Christ,

tom

It's Jokes!

2005-07-21T15:07:00.000-04:00

hey guys,

just a few more korny jokes.

#1
betty: did you know that women are smarter than men?
bob: no
betty: see what i mean?

#2
patient: doctor, docter, my wife thinks she's a duck, what should i do?
doctor: send her over, quickly.
patient: i can't do that, she's already flown south for the winter!

#3
patient: doc, what should i do, i can't sleep a wink?
doctor: lie on the very edge of the bed, you'll soon drop off.

like them?

In Christ,
tomboysupreme

Whats going on on Independence day!

2005-07-04T16:37:00.000-04:00

hey guys!

well, my grandmother,meemee, was in the hospital, and today she got out! isn't that just wonderful? i think so. now she dosn't have to stay in that dark old room on july 4th.

right now, we are at her house and my dad is at k rogers, krogers, kroger, and my brother, david, is at my grandma's house.

In Christ,

tomboysupreme

Hey Peoples!!!!

2005-06-26T14:59:00.000-04:00

well,

my aunt and uncle came from wiconsin this weekend, while my brother david was at his birthday party at gwinn island.

we are just here with our aunt and uncle celebrating my birthday party. yeah.

In Christ,

tomboysupreme

Hey Folks

2005-06-21T13:20:00.001-04:00

hey!

today is my birthday party but really, my b-day is 6 days from now. we are going out to eat w/ my best friends.
see yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Christ,

tomboysupreme

Hey!+ajoke

2005-06-14T22:00:00.000-04:00

Hey Guys!

The joke is at the end. For right now, I'm gonna tell you whats been going on. First, I learned how to do a backbend down the wall, stand on my head, do a backflip......sorta, and last but not least, make nachos! That is something to be proud of! If you can make nachos, you can have a snack and when you have a snack, you get hungry for more! At least I do, :-).

I guess I have a prayer request:

My Grandmother has been back to the doctor, been pretty well, but is going to have to have Chemotharapy.
Please pray.

Joke:

There was a preacher, and he needed a quick horse. So he went and got himself one, and the man said,"To get him to go, you say,' Praise God!', And to get him to stop you say,'Halleluiah!'. So the preacher went off with the pony happily.
The next day, he had to get to the church quick, because he was late. So he said,"Praise God!" Over and over until he was going really fast. Then he neared a edge of a cliff, he thought,"Whats the word, Aha." "Halleluiah!" he said, and the horse came to the very edge and stopped.
"Whew, Praise God!"

More Riddles and Jokes

2005-06-01T12:07:00.000-04:00

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1. Bob and Joe are walking along. Bob has a big German Shepherd and Joe has a chiuwawa. They walk past a bar, and Bob says," I want a drink." Joe says,"You can't. There's a 'no dogs allowed' sign. And there's no way I'm holding that thing. Bob says," You don't have to-watch me." He put on a pair of sunglasses, and walked in, the dog in front of him. The bar tender says," You can't bring that dog in here, there's no dogs allowed." Bob says," He's my seeing eye dog." Well, okay," the bar tender replied. "Ahah," says Joe, so he puts on his sunglasses and walks in to the bar. The bar tender repeats what he told Bob to Joe. "But he is my seeing eye dog." "You mean to tell me that you have a chiuwawa for a seeing eye dog?," said the bar tender. Joe looked puzzled,"They gave me a chiuwawa?"

2. The blonde walking into the bar, the brunette ducked. bet y0u didn't hear that one before!

3. Q. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
A. because she wanted to lay it on the line.

4. There was a redhead, brunette, and a blonde running away from the police. They came to a dark alley, with three bags. They each got in one. The policemen came up and kicked the redhead's bag. She said,"Woof Woof." The policemen said,"Just a bunch of puppies. They went to the second bag, the brunette was in this one. The cops kicked it, and she said "Meowww!" "Aw, just a bunch of cats," decided one of them. They kicked the third bag. "Potatoes!"

Prayer Requests

2005-06-01T12:00:00.000-04:00

I'm sorry that I haven't been posting lately, its been kinda hectic.

Prayer Requests:

- My Grandmother has cancer and has a pretty quick recovery, but still you could pray for her.

- The vanCampons lost a little child, their mom ran over her on mistake.

- My mom has to help my grandmother, so she's kinda worn out. And she has to take care of us kids.

Well, thanks for praying.

In Christ,
tomboysupreme

Cool Stuff

2005-05-17T22:41:00.000-04:00

Hey Guys!

There is something awsome I gotta tell you. My brother got a hamster! Her name is: Geraldine Josephine Samantha Clementime Gardenia Valentine- we just call her Geraldine 4 short.
I'm kinda envious-
He's stealing my thunder, because I have a rabbit and I used to get a lota attention before little miss hamster came along. But I'll get over it.
btw, my brothers website is on mine, just click on ' theomuzic's blog', and u'll b there!
CYA
In Christ,
tomboysupreme

Hey Dudes!!!!!!!

2005-04-26T16:27:00.000-04:00

Hey Guys!
I have been like a little busy, so thats why yer kinda bored of the same thing. Sry that I haven't told any jokes lately, I haven't found any good ones. :)
I am typing this at a friends house, they have candy......I want it!
Cya
In Christ,
tomboysupreme

I hate CAVITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-04-21T07:58:00.000-04:00

Hey Dude's! I've been really busy lately, so I'm sry I haven't been able to post. Yesterday, we went to the dentist, and I had a cavity. First, they come in with this huge syringe and stick it in my gum, then squirt it, to make it numb. Then they start chiseling away at my tooth, and make all this smoke in the process. Then they let it rest for awhile, and I get to watch Pet Star and Scooby-doo. Then a little while later, a Mexican lady comes in, and starts doing all this stuff to it, like fitting bands around it, and taking them off, stuff like that. I know you guys probably know how a cavity feels like, but this is my first experience.
Ta Ta 4 now, folks!

In Christ,
tomboysupreme

First post!

2005-04-16T22:50:00.000-04:00

Hey Guys!!!!!!!!
This is like the coolest thing!!!
I really like it. Its like the thing! Its like really cool. Ok, I'm soon going to give you some jokes. But first. I've just got to tell ya whats going on. First, my younger older brother, theomuzic, is at a violin lesson. Then my oldest brother, standonbible, is at a siminar with my dad. I'm at home, doing this, and my mom is sleeping. I had the choice to go with my theomuzic to his violin lesson, but I think its boring. All I would be listening to, would just be someone telling my brother what to do. You know, teachers never say what you are doing right, just what your doing wrong. Thats why I didn't go with him, because I knew it would be boring. Well, anyways, thats what I'm doing. Get ready 4 some jokes!!!!!!
In Christ,
tomboysupreme

A little More Info About Myself

2005-04-16T14:58:00.000-04:00

You guys have probably figured out that I am a Christian by me putting In Christ. But thats fine if you don't because I want to tell you about what I belive. Right now, I just know your like Oh Great, one of these Christians again. But don't worry, I tell it the fun way. We believe that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, then on the third day He rose again. And we believe it is right to believe this way, because its the right way! All Jesus wants you to do, is obey and believe in Him. Then you won'tgo to hell. Just think about it.

In Christ,
tomboysupreme

Neat Stuff

2005-04-16T14:45:00.000-04:00

Guess who! Hey, I have a little cousin who was just born like a month ago, and my aunt and uncle named her after me! I think its sooo neat.YOu probably wonder what my name is, but I don't like to give that kind of information. Anyways, I sent her a silver cup with her name on it. Do you think thats good? I have one mom gave to me, but its very old and needs so very badly to be polished. I hope you think its neat. Cause thats all I have to say.
Cya, and ta ta 4 now.

In Christ,
tomboysupreme

She loves me, She loves me not

2005-04-16T13:32:00.000-04:00

Hey Dude's! I was just out on a long long bike ride. And I saw a kid who was digging into his pocket, I was interested. I got closer and saw some string, a few sticks and a dandilion. He put the string back in his pocket, snapped the twig a million times, and walked on with the dandilion playing 'She loves me, She loves me not.' I thought he was probably doing it about me, and I thought he was ugly, so I hope that he ended on 'she loves me not' because its the truth!
Just thought it was funny.

In Christ,
tomboysupreme

Don't Worry, I'm not a prissy wissy

2005-04-16T11:51:00.000-04:00

Hey Guys! Its me. Of course it couldn't be anybody else, but anyway, lets get back to the point. Wait, was there any point?
Oh well. About my picture. Thats not really how I look for your information. I'm way more straight. Anyway, I'm a cool feller. And mostly, I'm a tomboy.
Whoever isn't, I feel sorry for. Because its really boring when you are a prissy wissy miss priss kinda girl. Because then you have to paint your room pink with yellow polkadots and play dollie's all day. Okay, I do admit that drinkin tea with yummy cookies is a little fun. But boys like to do that too. If it has to do anything with eating...you know they will do it.
But, my room is not pink with yellow polkadots. And I do not play dollie's all day. My room is light blue, and I play sports outside all day, and when its raining, I read mystery storys like the Hardy Boys. I think its a lot more exciting than playing dolls. I do have a lot of dolls, but only for show.
Sure, I used to play with them, but so did my brother theomuzic. He would be the daddy and I would be the mommy. And every once in a while, we would get some coffee or hot tea and put it in some little cups, but my brother did too. But now, its so boring and I would rather play football outside. These are the sports I like:
Football, Soccer, and Baseball. I would like to play basketball, if I could reach the hoop.
Well, I think that I have said enough.
Cya

In Christ,
tomboysupreme

Jokes!!!!!!!!

2005-04-16T10:55:00.000-04:00

OK. I was just on my brothers blog and he had some jokes. Here are some fun ones.

Q. Why is it that when Canadian Geese fly, it is longer on one side of the v?
A. Because there are more geese on that side! :)

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom. :)

I don't have any more jokes for now, but I sure hope you liked these.
Ta Ta 4 now, folks!

In Christ,

tomboysupreme